“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” ~ Benny Hill.“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin.“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant.I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years.“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” ~ W.C.There is no cure for curiosity.” ~ Dorothy Parker “ Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” ~ Anonymous.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” ~ Ann Landers “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel.
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhea.Women marry men with the hope they will change. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change.“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”~ Eleanor Roosevelt.“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”~ Alan Dundes “People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy.“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”~ A.“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”~ Andy Rooney.“ Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”~ James Thurber.Read through, memorize a few and share with your near ones.
In this article we have curated Best Funny Quotes and Sayings, which will make you laugh out loud. These not only make you ponder, also lighten your mood when it’s needed. Funny Quotes and saying do the exactly same. Some of life’s truths can be communicated in better way when it has some funny element in it.
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